Model Behaviour
08-09-2005, 02:16 PM
Exactly, I call it the 'Mary-Kate popping down to Starbucks
on a Sunday morning' :p I wonder if DG disapproves of her hobo outfit with
designer bag dangling from the crook of her arm? ;)
When DG publishes chronicles of his next trip to New York, I'll bet we get a critique of Mary-Kate's appearance. Something along the lines of:
"While strolling down Fifth Avenue on Tuesday morning on our way to Balenciaga, my girlfriend and our saw a young woman wearing large sunglasses and a caftan, which appeared to be Missoni. However, it was teamed with an oversized grey Roberto Cavalli knit pullover, and a LV Speedy. I threw my novachecked Burberry manbag over my eyes, to avert my gaze from the mismatched horror. Clearly this classless girl knows nothing about matching her designer look.
My girlfriend told me that this girl was Mary Kate Olsen. As an aside, I wonder why some people suggest she is too thin. My girlfriend is much thinner. Links to photos of my chicly thin girlfriend are below.
I told Ms Olsen that her outfit was mismatched and made her look chunky, and offered my services as a stylist, whereupon I was punched in the face by a large man claiming to be Ms Olsen's bodyguard. Drops of blood made their way onto my understated novacheck lined Burberry blazer. I am not happy, and intend to sue."
When DG publishes chronicles of his next trip to New York, I'll bet we get a critique of Mary-Kate's appearance. Something along the lines of:
"While strolling down Fifth Avenue on Tuesday morning on our way to Balenciaga, my girlfriend and our saw a young woman wearing large sunglasses and a caftan, which appeared to be Missoni. However, it was teamed with an oversized grey Roberto Cavalli knit pullover, and a LV Speedy. I threw my novachecked Burberry manbag over my eyes, to avert my gaze from the mismatched horror. Clearly this classless girl knows nothing about matching her designer look.
My girlfriend told me that this girl was Mary Kate Olsen. As an aside, I wonder why some people suggest she is too thin. My girlfriend is much thinner. Links to photos of my chicly thin girlfriend are below.
I told Ms Olsen that her outfit was mismatched and made her look chunky, and offered my services as a stylist, whereupon I was punched in the face by a large man claiming to be Ms Olsen's bodyguard. Drops of blood made their way onto my understated novacheck lined Burberry blazer. I am not happy, and intend to sue."
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